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February 9, 2012 Elephant

Continued Serialization of Eco Boy vs. Yoga Girl.

“One Night Standing Pose."

He was climbing up the old tree and the hobbits were running around, or now they were Ewoks, and he was sitting on a tree limb and people were talking about coffee, irritating him, he couldn’t focus, he had no time, he had to jump out of the tree and slide down the branches into a big pool of shimmering water, bright as diamonds, blinding him…

…the sunlight was all over his eyeballs and he was sleepy and she was kissing him on the lips.

Ugh, no, he said, pushing her off and giggling. His mouth tasted like the four beers and two glasses of scotch, Talisker, neat, he’d had last night, and he was embarrassed. He sat up in bed, bare chest, cold, and saw a beautiful naked woman standing up. She wasn’t completely naked, she was wearing white underwear and she was now walking over to the strange kitchen.

Coffee, she asked, cheerfully. Ohhhh, yes, he said, happily. He went back to sleep.

There were the ewoks again, and the voices were still bothering him, and there was a beautiful goddess floating around naked, but blinding so you couldn’t see her breasts or anything, she was like Venus, with long white capes floating off her, like that video he’d watched. What’s her name. Florence.

Here you go, sweetey. She was in bed again and still naked mostly and he sat up in bed again and drank the coffee. He didn’t like drinking anything before brushing his teeth. His hair was sticking up as it always did in the the rest here.

Yours in working (and playing) to create enlightened society,

~Waylon Lewis

Waylon Lewis
editor-in-chief, host, Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis

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