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 May 24, 2012 Elephant

10 Reasons Why Fifty Shades of Grey should never Tie any Self-Respecting Woman Down.

Domination ain't sexy.

Excerpt, Fifty Shades of Grey:

“Christian is standing over me grasping a plaited, leather riding crop.

He’s wearing old, faded, ripped Levis and that’s all. He flicks the crop slowly into his palm as he gazes down at me. He’s smiling, triumphant. I cannot move. I am BLEEP and BLEEP, BLEEP on a large four-poster bed.

Reaching forward, he trails the tip of the crop from my forehead down the length of my nose, so I can smell leather, and over my BLEEP, BLEEP lips. He pushes the BLEEP, BLEEP BLEEP, BLEEP…” the rest.

Yours in masturbation, and sex, as an act of self-respect and celebration,

Waylon Lewis

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